Nobodys perfect.

Tiger Woods, everyone has a bad day.  Man up and admit that your hot little wife whooped up on you.  I don't blame her, IF, you really were foolin' around on her.  Mainly because you are a nut case for doing it and you should have your ass kicked for it!

Senators Merklely and Wyden visit Iraq.....

In my way of thinking.......If, while touring Iraq, Ronnie and Jeffie were to go "hiking" along the
Iran/Iraq border, and since they are incredibly stupid anyway, they get caught two feet over the Iranian border, by two over zealous jihad junkies who are just dying to impress Yuckmadinnersbahd and the mullahs.
And then, the Iranians  thinking we wanted them back, gave us the terms of their return.  We in the People's Republic Of Oregon would just 

We would all be much better off.............That's just in my way of thinking.